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HMMM MY COMPATIBILITY WITH ALL OF YA. (I'm SCORPIO by the way)

SCORPIO AND SCORPIO

Plenty of sexual attraction here but the emotional temperature can't keep rising forever. These two people who are so much alike understand each other very little. They are highly jealous and demanding. They are so intense that every little storm quickly becomes a hurricane. Both are sulky, brooding, possessive. Both are in a continual struggle to force the other to relinquish control. Something has got to give and when it does it's likely to spell The End.

SCORPIO AND LIBRA

Scorpio's unpredictable nature immediately intrigues Libra, who enjovs collecting interesting people. Scorpio satisfies Libra's need for affection and then some-and Scorpio's jealousy will flatter Libra. But Libra is an inconstant flirt and Scorpio is super-sensitive and touchy. Intense Scorpio takes love and commitment seriously; Libra wants a partner to enhance its own image. Libra's on-again off-again attitude toward love will frustrate and upset Scorpio. This mating isn't likely to lead to anything permanent.

SCORPIO AND VIRGO

Restrained Virgo has trouble keeping up with highly demonstrative Scorpio and doesn't understand what all the fuss and bother is about. But there's a marvelous meeting of minds and a fine mixing of personalities. Both are devoted to family and to financial security. Neither is flighty or superficial; the deep feelings that each harbors lead to a strong commitment and loyalty. They have so much in common that maybe Scorpio won't mind that Virgo's passions are more intellectual than physical.

SCORPIO AND TAURUS

Taurus has the stamina and the desire to satisfy Scorpio in the bedroom. But what will this passionate pair do with the other 231/2 hours in the day? Both are very jealous and stubborn. The difference between these two is that Taurus wants to own a lover, like a valuable object, and Scorpio tries to possess in an emotional sense. Though they share an affinity for finances, Scorpio is thrifty and spurns laziness whereas Taurus likes to spend on creature comforts. Scorpio is willful, Taurus is obstinate, and both want to be the captain of what may turn out to be a sinking ship.

SCORPIO AND ARIES

The initial attraction is strong. Sexually, Aries is more imaginative and willing to experiment, but Scorpio's smoldering desires prove a fair match. Trouble looms in other areas though. Both are selfish and both want to make the decisions. There is a basic clash of wills because Aries wants to dominate and Scorpio wants to control. Scorpio's secretive and brooding nature frustrates open, impulsive Aries. Aries is freedom-loving, outgoing, and flirtatious, and this enrages possessive , jealous Scorpio. Temperamental differences undermine the sexual rapport.

SCORPIO AND AQUARIUS

Scorpio makes heavy emotional demands, but to Aquarius even a love affair is simply another way to broaden its horizons. Scorpio can't tolerate Aquarius's independence within a relationship or understand Aquarius's casual air toward love. Aquarius is altogether too impersonal and has too many outside interests to suit possessive, jealous Scorpio. Scorpio will try to dominate and will be upset by Aquarius's unpredictable moods and love for freedom. Scorpio wants to stay at home; Aquarius wants to be free to go. And so on-to the finish.

SCORPIO AND PISCES

Scorpio's strength is a perfect bulwark for Pisces' indecisiveness. In turn, Pisces' imagination sparks Scorpio's creativity. Pisces is able to give Scorpio the devotion and admiration it craves, and their mutual fascination with lovemaking provides a fine romantic aura. Pisces' flair for the bizarre adds spice to Scorpio's desires, and the intense emotional needs of both signs neatly complement each other. Pisces' intuitive awareness and Scorpio's depth of feeling unite in a special closeness. This kind of mating lasts.

Leo Woman & Scorpio Man

This is not a very good love match for the Leo girl. Scorpio boys have very short tempers and he’ll go ballistic whenever you create one of your little dramas. You love being adored and catered to, but he doesn’t have the patience to provide that kind of attention. He’ll just get cranky and call you demanding, when all you want is a show of love. The Scorpio boy turns very sulky around Leo girls. He’s also got a major need to be in control of every little thing, and that will lead to enormous power struggles between you two. This match does not have good hopes of lasting long. (Source: Jellybean's Astro-Soulmate Guide ) If Leo girl and Scorpio boy can control temperamental outbursts between fits of passion, this is a workable combination. Leo girls should be forewarned: there's nothing you like less than being ignored, and Scorpio boy knows it. So don't take it personally!

Scorpio Man & Capricorn Woman

This is tied with Taurus as the number-one soulmate love match for you. You can truly find a forever love with a Scorpio boy. You have a strong physical chemistry together, and he has a passionate and intense side that brings out the feelings you so often keep hidden. You become more romantic and open with him, and it makes you feel great. He will also feel wonderful with you, because your loyal and trustworthy nature will make him feel secure enough to really open up to you. You often have conflicts with other signs because of your strong-willed personality, but he has a will to equal yours and this will actually prevent tempers from flaring out of control. You balance each other beautifully. A soulmate match.
Capricorn girl respects and admires Scorpio boy's ability to remain tight lipped and keep a secret; neither of you are show-offs. Scorpio boy is no fool, and he loves the fact that Capricorn girl is always on the ball. A worthy match!

to Be countinued...


Chistes Feministas...


piernas abiertas??

Question??

¿Por qué los hombres se sientan con las piernas abiertas??

Answer: Para no aplastarse el cerebro



here's another one!

Dios llama a Adán y le dice: Hijo, te tengo una noticia buena y otra mala, aquí va la buena primero.
Voy a hacerte dos regalos: "Un cerebro y un pene". ¡Fantástico! grita Adán, ¿y la mala?
"Que no tienes suficiente sangre para hacerlos funcionar a los dos al mismo tiempo"