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"I own you."

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I'm one of those people. I won't WORK to keep a friend and I don't take people's shit. Once you get to know me, I'm a fierce friend.. But, getting to know me is the catch...





I am building the Storm family!! Hit me up if you wanna join! >:)

I am definitely VonCalais's pet kitty! My name is iFur! I'm an amazing pet! She will testify! x]









Heyyy. I'm gonna lay down the law:
xNo chain messages. No idiotic messages. I'm not here to entertain your pathetic ass...
xI DO rock. Anyone who doubts will suffer my wrath.
xI do love to meet new people, but I won't hesitate to pull your head out of your ass.
xI am not lez. I get that a lot and I couldn't explain why... but, I am not :]



"Counting on me, you hate everything you see, therefore I am your problems and you are never there for me..."




Relationship Status: Married
Looking For: Friendship
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stfu, I know this is supposed to be my wish list xD And it is! I wish that you would check out these killer sites! (Yeah, I know that was corny. I need new material! :O) But, hey. Dancing German Clowns.. It doesn't get any better than that! You gotta watch it a couple of times before it's actually funny. The first time you'll be like "this guy has no life" but then, after that, you respect and love the fact that he doesn't have a life. xD

Haha! Yay for Molester Jester!

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Foamy the Squirrel!

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(because people just can't find this thing!)

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Meus Amigos (11)


The Wall of Fame:

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EveningRayne: "You're such a germaphobe! Ugh, You could never have a boyfriend. You know.. the day you get a boyfriend, I'm never gonna let it go. I'll be like "Did you wash him last night" and "Did you pour purell on him?"

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Spider6125: "But, you still love me cause I'm hot and sweet under this shell of sexiness."

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Me: "Cindy, what's an erection?"
Cindy: "Shut up!!"
Me: "Aww, come on, Cindy. What's an erection?"
Cindy: "Ugh! Well, if you must know.. it's *whispers*. "
Me: "Really!? I thought it was when the computer popped the CD out. xD "

(I'm gonna elaborate on the fact that I was joking. Some people thought I was serious... Which is funny :P But, no. I was just trying to get to her xD..)

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"Everything in moderation... Except coffee." -Mary

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PlayfullyInked: "The muffins are taking over the world!"

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Amelia(rl): "Hey, Jess. You want a drink of my pop?"
Me: ...I'm a germaphobe...
Amelia:...OH! Right.. My bad..
Me: Yeah..
Amelia: Well! I.. I only forget you're a germaphobe cause I love you. It means I don't care that you're a freak!
Me: ..Um.. Thanks..
Amelia: Yup!

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Adrian: ":O You're epidermis is showing!"

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Nicole: Your mom!
Amelia: Your lung cancer :O
Nicole: Your non-working wings!
Amelia: Your brain tumor!
Nicole: ...Your spinal cord.
Amelia: Your bone marrow!
Nicole: Oh, no you didn't!

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Alex (He's like.. 7 :O): "Yo tengo huevos. Esta aqui!" (Trans: I have eggs/balls. They're right here! *points to groin*)
Natalie and I: O_O *rolling on the floor in laughter*

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Nicole: "Stop sniffling! There's a kleenex right there!"
Me: "There's no point. It'll come back.."
Nicole: "Ugh.."
Me: "Nicole!?"
Nicole: "..What.."
Me: "My germs are jiggling.." xD

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Our principal: *science class* "I alllways carry protection." *slowly pulls rubber from his wallet*
Students: *wtf..?* O_o
Principal: "Always practice safe science!" *rubber gloves*

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*Nicole, Ryan, Jamie and I in a haunted house on Halloween. We were doin' the train, holding onto each other's waists so we didn't loose each other in the dark*
Me: "Ryan.. You know you have womanly curves, right?" *caresses the womanly curves*
The guy that was supposed to scare us: *laughing*

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*someone spelled tomorrow wrong on the English board*
Me: "Natalie! He spelled tomorrow wrong!" *takes out a pen an paper and slowly writes a description of how to spell tomorrow*
Natalie: *looks at paper* "Uh.. Jess?"
Me: "What!?"
Natalie: "Um.. You spelled tomorrow wrong!" *snicker*

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Band student teacher: "Guys! You need to play this march softer.. Like an Elephant with liposuction!"

Band teacher (marching band): "Guys, you need to walk like there's a penny inbetween your cheeks.... And I'm not talking about the cheeks in your face!"

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Gerardo *at the lunch table*: "Yeah, he gave her a sucker!"
Me: "Stfu, bhor!"
Gerardo: *laughs, then shuts up and kicks my legs*
Me: *clueless*
The random Army guy that comes to our school. (I love him to death!): *pokes me in the side with his candy bowl*
Me: *freaks out and about knocks the bowl over in embarrassment*
The R.A.G: "Um.. Is this a bad time??" *entertained*

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Nicole: *coffee shop* "Stop dripping! You're leaving white drips on the table! Oh.. You've got some on your cheek." :O
Me: "Ugh.. Why do I suck so bad?"
Nicole: "Cause you're a female." :P
Me: "Oh, right."
random people in the coffee shop: O_O

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Nicole: "Jess, look, I'm gonna J-walk!" *walks in a J formation*
Me: "Wow, Nicole. That's amazing." *claps*

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*in spanish, we had to translate a book*
Me: "What's cocinero?"
Natalie: "I don't know.."
Me: "Doesn't it mean to cook?"
Natalie: "Oh, yeah! So, to cook."
Me: "What!? That doesn't even make sense! He works in a hospital."
Natalie: "Yeah.. He cooks for the hospital. Patients have to eat too..." :/

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*On our school's celebration of St. Patrick's Day. The school was selling Leis*
Justin: "Look! I layed myself!"
Me: "Yeah.. That's nice."
Justin: *runs off*
Me: ...
Justin: *throws lay around my neck* "Look! I layed you too!"
Me: "Yeah.. Thanks for that.."

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Nicole: "You're not as intimidating as Tolly."
Me: "..I can be intimidating.."
Nicole: "Oh reeeeallly?"
Me: "Yeah!" *glomps*
Nicole: ...-_-'

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Random Climb Rep: "Too much rock for one hand! .......AHHH! .. Yeah, I scared you."

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*at a basketball game. We're losing 60 to 20. :O*
Me: "David, I bet you 10 bucks we win."
David: "Ok, the lords angels." *handshake*
Me: "Uh, david.. You just bet the lords angels on a basketball game.."
David: "What!? No, I didn't."
Me: "Um, yeah."
David: O_O *scared*

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Me: "So, yeah. We decided to annoy you again." *effective nod*
The R.A.G.: *out of nowhere* "So, yeah. You're short and it's fun to make fun of you."
Me: "Dude, wtf. Where did that come from?"

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Gerardo: "Sex is like pringles. Once you pop, you just can't stop."

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NOKIBABEO3: "I'm not a poser. I'm just high on life."

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MeIsNate: "My number one goal in life is to become a pair of pants."

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Mr. T: "Sheesh, kid. You need to chiiilll."
Me: "You kidding me? I'm the most passive kid in this school."
Mr. T: *humored look* "You have rage issues."
Me: "..No I don't.."
Mr. T: "Yes, you do. What do you do when the wind blows the wrong way? HEY! THE NEWS SAID NORTH-EAST! WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
Me: xD "That's exactly it. You read me like a book."

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Lusty: "You need to take an ice cube!"

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Dynewind: *talking about adrianusmorgana xD* But, what's wrong with being cute? She's cute!
(Now, tell me Dyne.. Do you have a death wish?)

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adrianusmorgana: "Cupcakes are muffins, too! They're cavity muffins!"

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kyosblackcat09: *in a movie announcing tone* "In a world where socks are ninjas and washing machines are the enemy. One sock will train to be the stretchiest of all stretchy socks. And his name is... Socky McSock-Sock.

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*at work (I work in a retirement home)*

Merle: "Can you open my table for me?"
Me: "Um, Merle. You don't open tables."
Merle: "Well, waddu do with 'em?"
Me: "You put stuff on 'em."
Merle: "That's ridiculous!"
Me: "Yeah, Merle. I'm sorry for the inconvenience."

Merle.. Has to be the greatest thing ever, I think.

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Nicole: "Your mom!"
Me: "Your mom kept me warm last night xD"
Nicole: "Never say that again..."
Me: "Tu madre es muy rudioso en el dormitorio!" (Trans: Your mom is very loud in the bedroom)

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