I'm an alliteratively allegorical, amazingly abstract, absurd academic accomadating an a capella adventure administered aesthetically. An acerbic acrobatic attempting actualization ad nauseum, ad-libbing adroit adventures, adrenaline at allegro. An astronaut adrift, attempting amateur aerobatics, arms akimbo, agleam and awash in the afterglow.

That said, allow me to introduce myself, not as A, but as A Kat. THE Kat, to be precise. The original Kat, accept no substitutions. I'm quite curious, more than a bit whimsical, rather artistic, and scientific up the wazoo. I've spoken with vampires, werewolves, aliens, and a rather histronic dragon. I'm a mad scientist, a grammar nazi, a pirate, a freak, a geek, a weirdo, an artist, a zombie aficionado, an RPer extrodanaire, and have annoyed over 100 people in a day, sometimes all at once. I enjoy long walks in the moonlight, fighting the bloodthirsty undead in the moonlight, chocolate, warm weather, fuzzy slippers, the ocean, and a distinct lack of raisins anywhere in anything I'm eating. I'm ridiculously easy to amuse, particularly when faced with those who have completely lost touch with their inner child.

Moreover, perhaps what distinguishes me more from the overwhelming internet crowd is the singular and unusual fact that I cannot stand ppl who tlk lk ths OR LEIK THISS!11OMG!!1!1eleven!!1!! Please. Ow. My soul. Stop killing the english language.

If you can speak with punctuation and spelling that's at least mostly accurate, PLEASE feel free to IM me. I'd like some sort of verification that there remains at least a minority of people who've retained a few brain cells.